Well, bless your heart, it sure is! But not just any ol’ eatin’ joint—this one’s a real chemical Chinese Restaurant . You can sample all sorts of concoctions: a dash of bleach, a hint of disinfectant, maybe even a swig of window cleaner. It’s like a special food of cleaning supplies! Now, are those chemical elements nutritious? Well, honey, that’s a mighty fine question. Let’s just say they add a certain zest to your meal—though I wouldn’t recommend makin’ a habit of it.”

Just ordered the daily bourbon chicken special with shrimp fried rice. Soooo Delicious and fresh! 😋